Curiously, my favorite part of this story is the revelation of the existence of “all nude juice bars.” As a tee-totaller who’s all for all nude dancing, I am gonna start lobbying for one of these in Chicago immediately.
Also, it’s not inconceivable that I could be arrested on a similar charge eventually. Heh.
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Yes, it’s been forever. Derby has officially eaten my life. I think I am going to have to violate the unwritten parameters of this blog by actually posting more experience than observation: since about 75% of my life is now lived in the physical realm, I just don’t sit around thinking as much […]